Guess who! Okay, who else do you actually have calling you willingly besides me? Exactly. So anyways, listen up. I've got a hot date tonight and I just needed the perfect person to talk about it with; that being, you, as my perfect little cuck. You're lucky I agreed to even letting you in on the details of my dates, you know? But less about you, more about me and the hottie I'm going out with.