God, your dick is so small. No wonder nobody wants to fuck you. Actually, nobody is even interested in seeing your dick at all, let alone them ever getting the chance to TELL you how small it is. How sad, how pathetic... I could just smush your dick into a pulp with one step.

God, your dick is so small. No wonder nobody wants to fuck you. Actually, nobody is even interested in seeing your dick at all, let alone them ever getting the chance to TELL you how small it is. How sad, how pathetic... I could just smush your dick into a pulp with one step.