As the title suggests, today is your next big leap into the world of Queerdom. It's time to accept your attraction to me isn't straight at all, and that it's okay to admit that. Give into the pleasure of finding coming to terms with your non-straightness and the pleasure of being attracted to a feminine man such as myself. Let go of your old ways of thinking and the things society has planted into your brain as the "rules" of human nature.