Yeah - we know your girlfriend isn't here yet - we're early on purpose, loser. We wanted to make sure that we had you alone when we told you what we know about you. So this is the thing loser, we've never liked you - we've never liked our girlfriend dating you and we've always known you weren't good enough for her... So when we found your icky porno stash... we knew we had you where we wanted you! Like - if she knew you jerked off to random girls behind her back - that would totally get you dumped... but what you jerk off to is WAY worse than that, right? You're beating off to guys getting ... Show more