He has no idea why you can't get a girlfriend of your own. All those double-dates we invite you out on and you always go home alone. I've found so many pretty girls for you but none of them ever work out - if you're not careful your best friend is gonna think you're gay! Maybe we should just tell him the truth huh? Maybe we should tell him that his girlfriend has you locked in chastity - so there's no point trying to get you laid. Your best friend's girlfriend has you all locked up in chastity - maybe we really should let him in on the secret huh? And then maybe we should tell him EVERYTHIN... Show more