Let me remind you of our rental contract loser. It clearly states that the lessor, Princess Alexa, has the outright ownership of the 2 pointless dangly things between your legs, AKA 'your balls'. It also states that the lessee, you, must pay me a weekly rental of $1,000 for the use of the said 2 pointless dangly things between your legs. To put it simply loser, it states that if you want to keep your balls you have to rent them from me for $1,000 per week. The deal seemed to be working fucktard. I enjoy my luxury lifestyle from the rental proceeds and you get to do whatever you do with your... Show more