So our friend Jessie told us she was going out on a date with you tonight. Didn't you do well? Jessie is hot! I mean she's got to be the hottest girl who's EVER agreed to go out on a date with you right? You must have thought you had won the lottery when she agreed to go out with you - how the fuck did a virgin wimpdick like you manage such a thing huh? Did you tell her you were rich or something? Maybe Jessie took pity on you or perhaps she's going through a 'dork' phase but whatever it is there's no way we're letting you go out on a date with her tonight. Na-ha loser. You're staying right... Show more