A date? With you? Really?... I just kinda assumed that after being bossed around and friendzoned and totally wrapped around my finger for so long you'd just, y'know, stay being my simp forever. I thought that's what you'd prefer too but I guess if you see yourself as boyfriend material or whatever it is you think is gonna happen I should at least try to find out if you're the kind of guy I would date... or if you're only good for humiliating. So... I have the perfect test to prove it one way or another. Pass my little test and you'll prove to me you're dateable boyfriend material - fail and...
A date? With you? Really?... I just kinda assumed that after being bossed around and friendzoned and totally wrapped around my finger for so long you'd just, y'know, stay being my simp forever. I thought that's what you'd prefer too but I guess if you see yourself as boyfriend material or whatever it is you think is gonna happen I should at least try to find out if you're the kind of guy I would date... or if you're only good for humiliating. So... I have the perfect test to prove it one way or another. Pass my little test and you'll prove to me you're dateable boyfriend material - fail and you're gonna be leaving here in a pair of pretty panties - rejected and humiliated. I know - cute test, right? And I chose this little outfit to wear especially to help you along. I'm gonna tease you and flirt with you and tell you how awesome it would be if you could get to fuck me and we'll boner-check you to find out if you're the kinda guy I want as my boyfriend...
If you were really boyfriend material you'd already be hard and horny at the sight of a hot girl in a cute little outfit like this. If you were a real man you'd have no trouble getting yourself off to the sight of me posing for you... show me - I wanna see if you have a boner over my hot-as-fuck body in this teasy boyfriend-testing outfit - Ew boner0-check FAIL! You're not even properly hard yet - that's minus 1 point. Your cock is still soft and small as you try to stroke it for me. What's up? Do hot girls intimidate you? Do you need to be belittled and humiliated before you can get it up? I hope not loser - that's not the kinda boy I date - you either get dated or humiliated you don't get both from me fucktard. Keep trying - if you can make yourself cum to me maybe you're man enough to be taken seriously. Jerk, jerk, jerk - prove to me you're not a loser - prove to me you're the kinda guy I want to be seen out with. Jerk yourself to a girlfriend - cream for the win - stroke your way into a relationship with your dream girl...
Oopsie - It's just not happening is it? I guess you're the kinda guy that prefers a hot girl to put him in his place - and that place is definitely not with me on a date is it. No your place is in pink panties right after I've humiliated the fuck out of you. Y'see - even just my mentioning that you're gonna be made to wear panties was enough to make that little thing perk the fuck up. Watch - if I call you a panty-pussy and sneer at you and push my middle finger right into your fucking face - there! THERE! It gets harder You like being humiliated! So jerk it while I humiliate you loser - you're not getting date so you might as well make the most of the humiliation. No date for you loser - just a hand full of your own cum while I call you names. Hump hump loserboy. Jerk while the pretty girl laughs at you. I'm going to emasculate you until you blow your loser-load and then I'm sending you home in pink panties - just like I promised. You don't deserve to date hot girls - all you deserve is humiliation and rejection.
