Your boyfriend probation period is up and it's with regret that I must inform you that you have not met the standard required to be my equal. The truth is - you've fallen way below the standard. You're physically inferior - put simply I'm hot and you're not. You're mentally inferior - and sexually? Well sexually you're inferior to everyone I've ever met. So, the bad news is there's no place for you in my home as my boyfriend. The good news is that I have grown kind of attached to you so I'm not going to totally abandon you. I've decided you'd make the perfect house pet. You're obedient, hou... Show more