I was telling my girlfriend about how I was planning on dumping you today - I mean I've been cheating on you since we started dating so it was only gonna be a matter of time before I found a hotter, younger and more successfull guy than you to hang out with. We laughed about how you're gonna take it really bad - you'll probably cry and everything - and she REALLY wanted to see it all. I guess I could've just recorded it for her but then we thought why not just dump you right in front of the both of us. She can laugh and giggle as I tell you about all the guys I've been fucking behind your back...

I was telling my girlfriend about how I was planning on dumping you today - I mean I've been cheating on you since we started dating so it was only gonna be a matter of time before I found a hotter, younger and more successfull guy than you to hang out with. We laughed about how you're gonna take it really bad - you'll probably cry and everything - and she REALLY wanted to see it all. I guess I could've just recorded it for her but then we thought why not just dump you right in front of the both of us. She can laugh and giggle as I tell you about all the guys I've been fucking behind your back. We can laugh-out-loud when the reality of getting dumped by a total hottie hits you and your eyes fill with tears. And then imagine how hilarious we'd find it when you drop to your knees and beg me not to leave you. Ha - fucking ha loser! You'll be begging me not to leave you and agreeing to letting me cheat on you whenever I want so long as I just don't leave! OMG how funny! My girlfriend is going to of laughter hearing you stutter and blubber like a total wuss. Please don't leave me Princess - OMG it's gonna be so much fun - maybe I'll record the whole thing anyway so we can watch it over and over again.

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