I was telling my girlfriend about how I was planning on dumping you today - I mean I've been cheating on you since we started dating so it was only gonna be a matter of time before I found a hotter, younger and more successfull guy than you to hang out with. We laughed about how you're gonna take it really bad - you'll probably cry and everything - and she REALLY wanted to see it all. I guess I could've just recorded it for her but then we thought why not just dump you right in front of the both of us. She can laugh and giggle as I tell you about all the guys I've been fucking behind your back... Show more