Recognise this key loser? You should do - you bought it for me and it was VERY expensive. Still don't recognise it? Let me give you a clue - the last time you saw it I was wearing it on my hand. Aw you look so confused - let me put you out of your misery. This key used to be my wedding ring. You slipped it onto my finger the day we got married - and now It hangs around my neck and dangles between my perfect cleavage. It's now the key to your chastity device honey! Isn't that cute! The thing is my new boyfriend didn't like seeing me wearing my wedding ring - so he suggested I have it melted ... Show more