I'm going to get you hooked on smoking because not only is it a fucking disgusting habit - it's actually damaging your health too! If I can shorten your miserable life by even one day everyone will be happy! I'm going to you to chain smoke packet after packet of the cheapest cigarettes money can buy. You don't get to stop smoking those filthy cancer-sticks until the ashtray is overflowing and then guess what - I'll make you eat all that foul ash and cigarette butts - licking the tray clean. Euwgh! It's so disgusting just thinking about it but it's the best way to fast-track you to addiction... Show more