News flash loser, everyone knows that you're a pin-dick. Haha, that's right! Women can spot a baby boner like yours a mile away! We can totally tell by how awkward you are. We can tell by how your eyes wander to our breasts, our legs, our asses and our shoes that you're the kind of hand-fucking pencil pecker who never ever gets laid. But more than anything we can tell by how your little pee pee instantly gets hard for hot girls.

Guys who have normal sized penises and regular sex, they don't pitch an embarrassing little tent in their pants every time an attractive woman wa... Show more