Grab your wallet loser - we're heading out to the mall. I'm in the mood to totally fuck you over today and that means putting you in the most humiliating predicaments while I drain your bank account and max out your credit cards. I'm going to put this collar and lead on you and drag you around the mall from store to store. You're going to carry my bags and pay for all my purchases. I'm going to thoroughly humiliate you everywhere I go - I'll bark orders at you in the shoe stores. Commanding you to unzip and remove my boots, fetch me new pairs in different sizes and styles and to put them on my... Show more