So you know I'm getting married right?.. to the real man I dumped you for. To the guy you lost me to - the guy I cheated on you with - who stole me from you... sorry (not) rubbing that in your face never gets old! Humiliating you over and over is just too much fun... which is why I want you to be the maid at my bachelorette party. I know all the girls would totally love that! I think we could make this the most memorable party EVER! All my girlfriends always looked down on you - in fact your nickname among the girls used to be 'sissy' because of how pathetic you were but they'd never have a... Show more