I have some bad news - my boyfriend found out that you've been totally obsessing over me and drooling over me like a pathetic puppy. I tried to explain to him that you're no threat to him at all - I promise! I told him that you're just some weakling who has a crush on me but he is still totally furious with you. He knows that I only keep you around to do my chores and stuff but the final straw was when I mentioned that I thought you might have stolen my favourite pair of panties when you were doing my laundry. He's so mad with you, loser and he's decided to give you a totally humiliating pu... Show more