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“Dear Hot Lingerie Store Girl,

Please read the following alloud - the more people that hear you the better!

The pathetic excuse for a man stood before you has been tasked to seek out the hottest girl in the lingerie store and he has decided that you are her.

I have sent this inferior little wimp to you for a severe dose of public humiliation and I would be most grateful if you could assist me with this. If you would rather not take part, please hand the note back to the wimp and send him on his way. I... Show more