So you've been pestering me to go to your school reunion as your date for weeks. You want all those girls who treated you like a total fucking loser to see you with a total hottie like me don't you? You want all the alpha guys who picked on you and made you feel like a beta-male wimp to see you with me and feel SO fucking jealous huh? Well of course I'll go with you! I'm going to make sure all those hot, snobby mean girls and all those nasty tough-guys see a whole new you! I think I'm going to have a lot of fun taking you to this reunion! I know how much of a crush you have on me loser so I kn... Show more