Haha! Look at his little stiffy! Look how tiny it is - it's like fully hard but still so small! Hahaha! OMG you have the smallest dick EVER! Haha! You do realise there is literally no hope for a guy like you right? I mean no girl is ever gonna want to date you - you're fucked! Tiny cocks like yours deserve to be tucked away in panties and hidden under layers of petticoat ruffles! If you don't measure up - you belong in Petticoats and Panties so everyone knows you're not a real man. We're going to put you in petticoats and panties to make sure you know your status, wimp-dick!