So after months of begging, I finally agreed to go on a date with you. Little do you know the only reason I agreed was because my girlfriends told me that the word is that you have the teeniest little baby dick ever! I told them all about your pathetic attempts to ask me out and they had a brilliant idea. They wanted me to get photos of your little maggot cock to make posters which we'll put up all over town so no more girls will have to be disappointed when they pull down your pants to find that useless piece of reject meat! Eww haow can you even call that thing a dick! It's sooo fucking smal... Show more