Y'know since me and my girlfriends moved in, it became even more obvious what a stuttering little virgin reject you are. You tremble and sweat anytime me or one of my hot girlfriends speaks to you, you can't look any of us in the eye - instead you stare at our feet whenever you actually the courage to talk to one of us and when you do, your ugly face blushes bright red. We laugh about you all the time when we're having girls-night drinks y'know... and we plan mean little ways to cause you humiliation and embarrassment around us. Like one of the girls might ask you about your dating life (or...
Y'know since me and my girlfriends moved in, it became even more obvious what a stuttering little virgin reject you are. You tremble and sweat anytime me or one of my hot girlfriends speaks to you, you can't look any of us in the eye - instead you stare at our feet whenever you actually the courage to talk to one of us and when you do, your ugly face blushes bright red. We laugh about you all the time when we're having girls-night drinks y'know... and we plan mean little ways to cause you humiliation and embarrassment around us. Like one of the girls might ask you about your dating life (or the lack of one to be more precise) We know this will make you feel so uncomfortable - having to admit to a hot girl that you're not getting any... we always giggle about your lame responses to our questions behind your back when you retreat to your incel-cave. Well, I've got some bad news for you virgin-boi. While you were out, me and some of the girls had a little snoop in your bedroom and can you guess what we found tucked under your pillow? YOUR DIARY! Hahaha! Who even keeps a diary huh? A pathetic virgin diary! Oh, it was such a good read. Your daily entries about how hard it is being an adult virgin and how you wish you had the courage to ask me out on a date - truly pathetic! We loved it!
Me and my girlfriends feel it's time for you go on an actual date... sadly for you, virgin-boi... it's not the kinda date you dream about right before you hump your pillow every night! I'm going ask you to meet me for a romantic meal in an expensive restaurant but there's a catch you little virgin-creamer - when you arrive, you'll find me and my real-man boyfriend having a romantic meal together! Awww, you're gonna be so heartbroken... but don't worry we have a table for one booked for you and it's right next to ours! You'll get to see what it could be like to be on a real date while we laugh at you all night. Watching on as we enjoy the most delicious food - while you push a boring salad around your dish as you listen in on our convo, Listening as I tell him all the things I'm gonna do to him as a special thank you for taking me to such a beautiful restaurant!... Oh and it goes without saying that you'll be picking up the tab! At least you'll get first-hand experience of how a real man acts around pretty women. Are you gonna cry you poor simping virgin-boi? Well, unfortunately for you I have some more bad news...
When we get home, I'm going to sit you down and tell you that me and my girlfriends found your embarrassing diary of a virgin-boi and if you don't want us to send the photos we took of our favourite pages to all your work colleagues, you're gonna have to soak up some embarrassing tasks to keep us entertained. So... we want you to continue to write daily entries in your virgin diary and then every weekend, at girls-night, you're gonna stand in front of me and my girlfriends and read all the week's additions before we go to club to meet up with our boyfriends. Oh and every entry must be super-pathetic - full of all the embarrassing details of your rejected, lonely virgin life to make us laugh-out-loud, okay? Aw you poor virgin - this is gonna be so humiliating for you! I hope we get to see tears of shame rolling down your face as you read the chronicles of your sad beta-life. We'll be giggling all the way to the club as you resign yourself to another weekend of humping your pillow - imagining it was one of us. One last thing. loser... from now on, you're gonna be paying the whole rent. Uh-huh we'll be living rent free in this apartment... just like we do in your pathetic virgin dreams haha!
