I guess if you were a little taller and a lot better looking, I might have dated you. I mean you'd need to have more muscles and dress better too, but you could work on that. And you'd need to be more confident around me and my hot girlfriends - I mean I couldn't have a boyfriend who's intimidated by my girls, could I? It's such a shame because you're really sweet and everything - it's just that you'll never be the kind of guy who gets a girl like me. But now I guess we have a problem - I know you have feelings for me and it's gonna feel kinda icky knowing you're getting a little boner over... Show more