Dear Dream Girl Crush. I love you so much I would literally do anything you say... Do your homework, do your chores, run errands for you, buy you whatever you want - anything you say. You are my Princess... but... I know you'll never look at me the way you look at real men... I know you'll never want a loser like me to be your boyfriend... I know I'd never be good enough for a beautiful girl like you... which is why it would be my absolute honour to be your friendzoned beta simp forever and ever... all my love... loser xxx ... go on fucktard write it - write it and send it to her - the girl... Show more