You've been totally suckered into this relationship haven't you cucky? There you were saving yourself for the right girl and then along I came - little miss perfect. Besides being too hot for someone like you, I laughed at your jokes, got on well with your friends and basically ticked all the boxes that make up the perfect girlfriend. I didn't even make fun of you for still being a virgin - I even told you how nice I thought it was that you were saving it for someone special. It was so cute of you to think that someone special would be me. So fast forward a few months and here you are - you... Show more