Sorry piggie - your excuses won't matter one little bit from now on. We have a contract - and not just some blackmail-fantasy pretend contract - I mean a REAL contract. Drawn up by my lawyer, signed by you and witnessed - your debt to me is real. We can do this the easy way or the hard way. You can either accept your newly-fucked financial status and make your repayments to me when I snap my pretty manicured fingers at you or I'll have to get seriously devious with you. Either way - I really will get the cash I deserve.

If you want to do it the hard way, I'll collect the cash I'm o... Show more