Have you ever thought your boy wasn't your own? Well Princess Selina confirms your worst fears... she rest with your best friend and that's why your step-son is several shades darker...... Not only that, she is leaving you for Tony, the Italian Sausage who really knows how to make your soon to be ex-wife feel like a REAL woman. You suck, and now she's leaving you for your Italian friend because your balding, getting fat and just reek of failure..... you're such a worthless bitch!