You have disappointed me this week. You already failed in your toilet training. I allowed you to drink from the source and you half of it. Just when I thought we were making progress. Now we are going to have to take a step back. You must fully realize just what a privilege it is to drink from me. Now you are going come here and watch as I p!$$ into this real toilet. I am going to let it out nice and slow just to you. You can smell it, even feel the heat of it, but you don't get to taste it. Hear the tinkling sound as it all goes into the porcelain bowl - the toilet you should have been. What ...

You have disappointed me this week. You already failed in your toilet training. I allowed you to drink from the source and you half of it. Just when I thought we were making progress. Now we are going to have to take a step back. You must fully realize just what a privilege it is to drink from me. Now you are going come here and watch as I p!$$ into this real toilet. I am going to let it out nice and slow just to you. You can smell it, even feel the heat of it, but you don't get to taste it. Hear the tinkling sound as it all goes into the porcelain bowl - the toilet you should have been. What a waste. Maybe next time you will try a lot harder. Maybe next time you will fully appreciate it what it means to drink from me and be my toilet. (This contains 2 whole minutes of golden stream.)