I’m too busy to give you attention. Instead, you’re going to lick the soles of my tennis shoes. You’re going to clean my dirty shoes like a good boy while I ignore you. I give you a few instructions while I’m texting and messaging hot guys, but just to make sure you don’t miss a single inch. Whether they’re $5,000 shoes or $50 shoes, your job is to clean them with your tongue while I ignore you.