Get naked. Get on your knees. Open your mouth very wide. Tilt your head back. Good boy, now stay right there. This is your new favorite position. You don’t get the average session because I am going to be training you to be my ashtray. An inferior little human ashtray. You’re going to catch every single speck of ash that comes off my cigarette and eat the evidence when I’m done too. This training was meant just for you and this is one lucky opportunity you never want to miss.