You’d have to be the biggest idiot in the world to buy this. You’d have to be the ultimate loser to have me laugh in your face after taking all your money. We both know you are that pathetic loser. You have to see what’s on the other side, you crave to pay me all the time, and now you have your chance to show how weak you truly are and how easily I can take advantage of you. Now pay me to get ripped off so I can laugh in your face and leave you broken and tormented like always.