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There is so much pleasure in getting ripped off. Whenever I give you the bare minimum and take your money, you ache with satisfaction. You know I deserve it more than you. I deserve to be spoiled rotten while you get mere seconds of my time in return. Being in my presence is a blessing and you love to show me how grateful you are to worship my divinity. You don’t even deserve this, so say thank you with a $100 tribute after you buy this. The more I take, the more I want MORE.