You're wearing a bikini and tell me you're excited to fuck me. I tell you that I have something to confess; you ask what it is, and I tell you that I'm still a virgin. You make fun of me for how big a loser I am. You can see how desperate I am for your gbody--how I would do anything to be with you. You can see that I'm hard, looking at your incredible body and drooling like a loser virgin. You feel sorry for me, being a 30 year old virgin, but you also say that I look like the type of guy who would be pathetic premature ejaculator, and you can't stand premature ejaculators. So you make a deal:... Show more