Imagine India's surprise when the cable repairman not only shows up on time, but is also willing to do a little pro bono work when it comes to installing an upgrade on the cock features in her home. You see, India had been used to settling for the penile equivalent of a black and white TV with rabbit ears. When the repair man rolls in with his fat tube steak, how could India possible pass up this package deal? Her husband, though, seemed a bit more reticent when it came to enthusiasm about the whole deal...