Young recruit Kylie reports for first RigidFiddle duty. She hasn't been in the army for long and she needs to be reminded of her rank and position all the time. For example, her large earrings do not exactly make her ready for battle. Perhaps a few hours in the fiddle will cure that. Since it's her first time, she hasn't found out yet that a fiddle is locked on very securely, and even grabbing the keys won't help her!