Be a good pup & go fetch my cigarettes! I will light my cigarette while you sit & stay at my feet. Socks in your face. Blowing my sweet smoke directly into your face and encouraging you to breath it all in, let it consume you! When I think you're good & ready I'll snatch that wallet from you! I want everything inside it & you only want to please me. Your reward? My ashes in your mouth & a cigarette butt treat at the end!
Now be a good pup and send a juicy tip my way to thank me!