First off how adorable are these sparkly Vans?! I'm pretty rough on them though so I need YOU to do your job & lick them clean. I'll prop them up while you get on your knees to worship them. This is your life's purpose! Of course I'll sit back and be a brat the whole time you're working while slowly removing them, letting them dangle in your face for a bit before dropping in your lap.

First off how adorable are these sparkly Vans?! I'm pretty rough on them though so I need YOU to do your job & lick them clean. I'll prop them up while you get on your knees to worship them. This is your life's purpose! Of course I'll sit back and be a brat the whole time you're working while slowly removing them, letting them dangle in your face for a bit before dropping in your lap.