my roommate set me up on a date. This guy was so cheap he wouldn't take me out to dinner and instead cooked burgers at his parents house. The grill was dirty, he didn't wash his hands but kept touching the food, and didn't make or have anything else to eat. Of course this was a recipe for a stomach disaster. I almost didn't make it home and thought I was going to my pants. I should of left a load in his toilet for him to deal with! Instead I have to spend the rest of my already horrible evening clinching my stomach and praying for relief from the burning, runny, loud mess I make in the bathroo...

my roommate set me up on a date. This guy was so cheap he wouldn't take me out to dinner and instead cooked burgers at his parents house. The grill was dirty, he didn't wash his hands but kept touching the food, and didn't make or have anything else to eat. Of course this was a recipe for a stomach disaster. I almost didn't make it home and thought I was going to my pants. I should of left a load in his toilet for him to deal with! Instead I have to spend the rest of my already horrible evening clinching my stomach and praying for relief from the burning, runny, loud mess I make in the bathroom.