I don't have time to worry about the toilet bowl not having water. I have to go number two badly. My insides are burning, turning, and knotted up. I push and immediately pop the cork, but it takes some staining and grunting to get the rest to follow. The sound of it hitting the bare bowl piling in a coil at the bottom. It exits so seamlessly that I barely need a wipe to clean myself.

I don't have time to worry about the toilet bowl not having water. I have to go number two badly. My insides are burning, turning, and knotted up. I push and immediately pop the cork, but it takes some staining and grunting to get the rest to follow. The sound of it hitting the bare bowl piling in a coil at the bottom. It exits so seamlessly that I barely need a wipe to clean myself.