After a hardcore night of drinking and eating junk food I have some seriously soft and wet coil that just sorbets out into the lou in a nice doodle pile. All the alcohol gives me serious gas and wet farting is a very common side effect.I have a feeling my intestinal may well last for a few more days. Of all the times to run out of toilet paper for my bum, it's today, but thankfully I am fully stocked on baby wipes.