Garlic butter just doomed me to a morning in the bathroom. My stomach starts rumbling, and there is sharp pain in my side. Trouble is on its way. I almost don't make it to the toilet when it starts! What a horrible movement this is. Long, painful explosions. This one even needed a courteousy flush. I try to play a game on my tablet to keep my mind off how miserable I am. I clinch my belly, groan, and grimace, and pray it's over as fast as possible.

Garlic butter just doomed me to a morning in the bathroom. My stomach starts rumbling, and there is sharp pain in my side. Trouble is on its way. I almost don't make it to the toilet when it starts! What a horrible movement this is. Long, painful explosions. This one even needed a courteousy flush. I try to play a game on my tablet to keep my mind off how miserable I am. I clinch my belly, groan, and grimace, and pray it's over as fast as possible.