I have no idea whats wrong with me. But when I hear someone say something I Just have to turn it into a competition! I heard you bragging about having the BIGGEST Widest Mouth. I don't wan't to burst your bubble but you are about to be sadly wrong when I show you up! I open my mouth big and wide! I show how big my mouth stretches by both two fingers and then four fingers. I stretch my mouth to the widest possible point showing you how will outshine you with my big wide mouth! You have no chance but admit that My mouth is the Biggest Widest Mouth here!