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So, you need an investor in your business idea, go ahead and give me the pitch. What is it? Oh you are distracted by my pantyhose, I know women don’t wear it often enough any more. Go on, explain why I should give you my backing. Hmm, well you seem like a promising young man, how about if I spread my legs and you stick your face in there- the nylons are crotchless! Surprise, I also have bits of toilet paper in there, do not stop licking my pussy and ass. Go on, eat those little wads of sticky toilet paper right off of me. The more you do it, the more I will invest in your company. Come on!!