"...the more you eat, the more you toot, the more you toot, the better you feel, so beans beans for every meal!" Sharon loves baked beans, especially the maple, bacon & onion flavored kind, she can eat them straight from the can. But there's just one thing - eating beans always makes her fart. And NO farts are as smelly and raunchy as bean farts. We're talkin' some seriously nasty, stinky, juicy, gurgling, room-clearing farts here!!! Still, the beans taste so good that Sharon doesn't mind if you don't. :)