This is my first measuring video! Look how damn cute I am! I show you the measurements of everything from my flabby arm to my big ol' cankle. I get the measuring tape waaaaay up into my crevasses and it gets stuck! I almost run out of measuring tape at my hips -- they're 60"!! WOW. I show you a couple of cute angles and I'm totally nude! Also I weigh myself at the end - 299.6 ibs.!