I've ordered some pad thai for dinner, but you're not getting any. I don't care if I'm being greedy about it. You'd said you didn't want any, and now I'm not going to share. You can stand there while I ignore you and watch television. You can watch me eat my food loudly, smacking my lips, and often chewing with my mouth open. I moan, comment on my food, sniffle and clear my throat since I had it made extra spicy. My fork often scrapes against my teeth. I sigh, hiking up my nightshirt because I start to feel full. I burp and play with my belly. Once I finish, I don't give you the last little... Show more