I text you to work like each day. Today it's a little different though as it's your birthday! I tell you that I have something special planned for you. It's a confession you weren't expecting. I tell you to sit down and proceed to tell you how I've secretly rested around with all your friends and how we had sloppy seconds without you even knowing it, but hey, on the other hand - it's what had managed to keep our marriage alive and well. You know very damn well that your tiny prick can't please a woman and I have needs. Needs and constant frustration. Well you should be thankful that I came ... Show more