You've mysteriously shrunk when I'm away. Once I get back home, I think the house is infested with bugs and grab a pan to squish you. I get closer and realize it's you, just so tiny. You should really be more careful. I could you so easily. I want to protect you and am about to take you into my hands when I change my mind. Maybe I don't want to protect you anymore. I could enslave you and make you do stuff for me so easily or squish you with my foot!