You always comment on my bleached hair. Yeah, yeah I've heard jokes about dumb blondes over and over again. You think it's hilarious, don't you? Pointing out that I look like a useless dumb blonde is so funny, isn't it? I bet you think I couldn't be efficient in anything. Check out this pair of giant gardening scissors. I'm too dumb to figure out how to use them, right? Oh, look out! I have no idea how to use them, haha! Chop, chop, chop! Oh? Did I accidentally chop off your toe or a finger? Nonsense! I couldn't intentionally do anything! Isn't that what you think? Well, buddy, sadly for yo... Show more