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It's only you and porn tonight for your virgin ass again isn't it? All right, let's hypothetically pretend you ask that hot girl you like on a date and then what? You'd be stressing over what to wear, what to say and how to look your best, but what if you fuck up? What if you get rejected and go back home to cum into your hand instead, but with an awful taste of humiliation? Gah, embrace porn, hail masturbation - it's the solution to all of your problems. Porn knows exactly what you like, your hand knows exactly how to touch you so go on and touch yourself. You know porn turns you on and makes your cock harder than any date could...